Dandelion Meadow

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

kingoftheniall:

Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are officially tied for worst first pitch in history

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

eatpizzas:

say something i’m giving up on you

eatpizzas:

say something i’m giving up on you

hey-its-mariam:

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you



This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

hey-its-mariam:

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

17yr:

whats it like to be hot enough that people take ur picture when ur in public without u knowing

There’s something remarkably magical about a privileged 30+ white man complaining about his dress by calling it a nightmare 

joshpeck:

i lost my glow stick and i was ready to cry but then i turned off the lights and found it because it was glowing i am so fcking smart stephen hawking got nothing on me

silent-fun:

I’ve done it. I’ve created the eternal “are you fucking kidding me” gif.

silent-fun:

I’ve done it. I’ve created the eternal “are you fucking kidding me” gif.